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Taking a shit on a pregnant woman's belly.
Also, wiping your ass on a woman's pubes
She didn't want to see me after I g..
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When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision.
Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good.
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A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage bea..