Daniel Lumphead

What is Daniel Lumphead?

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

Kirriemuir Postcards

1. Colourful, picture-postcards sold to tourists in Kirriemuir. Pre-printed on the reverse of all Kirriemuir postcards is the message: &q..

W.o.b

1. Acronym. Wank over bog. 'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving' 'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob..

Putat

1. 1. (n.) a term for a redneck to use while rednecks are in earshot, used to describe them without fear of getting shot with an absurdly l..

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