Daniel Lumphead

What is Daniel Lumphead?


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A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.


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