Daniel Lumphead

What is Daniel Lumphead?

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

Gaytonic

1. A platonic relationship between two people of the same sex. After divorcing their husbands, Betty and Sue began a gaytonic relationship..

Fornicourting

1. To cordially date with the explicit disire or intention to have sex with that person. The rave last night was a fornicourting mass of l..

Fucknut Johnson

1. wat my dad calls you Someone is a complete "dumbass" you stupid fucknut johnson See dumbshit, fuck, nuts, dumbass, idiot..

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