Daniel Lumphead

What is Daniel Lumphead?

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

The Harkness Society

1. This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table ..

Zimps

1. at once ineluctable and omipresent, it's impossble to say what it is... is it? Oh, zimps. I've completely forgotten what it ..

Bingdick

1. A sharp hit in the crotch whilst exclaiming "Bing Dick!", conventionally from "bully" to "nerd". Hey, Hey..

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