Daniel Lumphead

What is Daniel Lumphead?

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

Dune Poon

1. Arab pussy. I hit that dune poon like it was an oasis in the Sahara. 2. A dry or dehydrated pussy often short term with the occasion..

Tolley'd

1. One who goes out of their way to pull dodgy chav birds on a lads night out. Jesus christ have you seen that bird over there, and by the..

Consoleversation

1. The light-hearted conversation had between the players of a boisterous Video Game. Often either 'Smack Talk' or Gossip. Last ..

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