Daniel Lumphead

What is Daniel Lumphead?

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

Dirty Doug

1. the divine act of fucking a girl in the ass, followed by you shitting on her chest. When finished with both, you stand up on the nearest..

Marcy Handshake

1. When you diddle a man's grapes with the tips of your fingers in a rhythmic motion - usually while a "deedle deedle deedle"..

Douchebagnitude

1. A rating of how big of a douchebag someone is. People who say "Bro" more than 5 times a minute have an extremely high doucheb..

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