What is Daniel Mark Bumgarner?
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The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!
A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.
"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"
"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
Random Words:
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Going to a trashy place, like Walmart, and looking/finding/seeing a dad you'd like to fuck.
I was bored so I went dumpster dilfing..
