What is Daniel Mark Bumgarner?
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The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!
A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.
"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"
"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
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one crazy mofo that plays kick-ass music. has been known to drink copious amounts of alcohol
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Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart i..
