What is Daniel's Girlfriend?
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The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.
Oh shit! The Daniel's Girlfriend is walking by, everyone brace for an earthquake!
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