What is Danish Deflection?
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The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.
The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?
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When a girl is wearing a long weave the majority of the time that you see her.
Dude: Man, Kisha's always walkin up lookin unbaweav..
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Attempt at walking or dancing when very very drunk
"Look out here comes George Best, and hes doing the lager shuffle"..
