What is Danish Deflection?
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The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.
The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?
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An event where someone gets amatuerishly wasted.
It was like a yuppie birthday party last Friday, John really tied one on!
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A very young black (black as in African) child who eats lots of McDonalds, more specifically Chicken McNuggets.
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