Danish Deflection

What is Danish Deflection?


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The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

See danish, jizz, semen, angelica, sean connery


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