What is Danish Deflection?
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The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.
The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?
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Spanish for "What's up, whitey?!"
Que Onda Guero is a song by Beck.
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When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil..
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The sloughed off pubic hair found around the rim and base of a toilet.
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