Danish Handshake

What is Danish Handshake?


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A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.

"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"

See danish, handshake, lol, wat, nasty


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