Danish Pastry

What is Danish Pastry?

1.

A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.

Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!

Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?

Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.

See ass, fart, shit, nose, sex
72

Random Words:

Nexfail
1. when trying to call someone, who has a NexTel phone and all you hear is, "PLS WAIT WHILE THE SUBSCRIBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS ..
Read more
Jabbabmobile
1. An automobile, silver in colour with large capacity used for the collection of "jabbabs" (food for fat lazy people). Common de..
Read more
Vlak
1. Vlak Vukovic (1912 - 1996) was one of the most well-known Yugoslav scientists of his time and a dissident anti-communist. He was born t..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free