What is Danish Pirate?
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The art of dropping ones pants around their ankles so that they are bare bottom and then bending over and spreading their cheeks and farting in the general direction of another person.
My wife told me to stop with the dutch ovens so I started going with the Danish Pirate.
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Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".
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