Dank Kuka

What is Dank Kuka?


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the fattests fucking homo in the world. calls his own house camp kuka, would suck his own dick if his fat stomach wasnt in the way. On weekends he pretends to be drunk, even tho hes just a fag. other weekend festivites pertain beating off, fucking his dog in the ass, sucking cack and crying.

-Hey Kuka, you're a homo

-Hey, fuck you


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