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Old crap that was farted out 61 million years ago but smells worse than it did back then.
Scientist 1: Okay, I'm gonna cut up this..
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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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the best sex you'll ever have. vegetarians let there inner-animal out in the bedroom. all those years of repressed meat eating desi..