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When your friends have already had a drink, but you are just starting you are "playing catchup".
From the TV game show "..
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Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.
My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off..
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The bits of fecal matter stuck to the hair around the anus.
My fanny crust is itching like crazy...