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its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.
I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought..
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When you and your spouse are getting it on, and one of the kids comes knocking at the bedroom door with enough of an "emergency&quo..
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When you take a watery shit on a girls face and watch it while it rolls down her body.
i gave your mom a california mud slide last nigh..