D.a.n.s Edit Meaning

1. a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy. See coc..

1. The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp mons..

1. Acronym (pronounced sit-V) for the highly contagious disease "Sand in the Vagina" an ailment that affects men and women alike ..