Dan's Milkshakes

What is Dan's Milkshakes?


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White creamy substance that tends to attract the attention of "all the boys" and thier playmates. Dan's Milkshakes is a secret recipe that only Dan himself knows but he is happy to share the bi-product of his labors.

best served chilled on a hot shirtless summer day.

boy #1 Hey man don't you just love Dan's Milkshakes?

boy #2 yeah I go to his yard everyday for that shit.

See milkshake, dan, hot, summer


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