Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

Put Your Foot Through A Van Gogh

1. To ruin something beautiful by trying to improve it. You think I should lose weight? Hey, don't put your foot through a Van Gogh,..

Shithooked

1. Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication. After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we we..

Pulching

1. The sexual act of fistingthe anus until it is wide and deep enough for you to fill with the 3 dominant ingredients to trifle. Jam, custa..

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