Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?


1.

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

See also: MILF

Brian: Would you do her?

Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.

See milf, dan, mom, doable, pancakes, butter, threesome, little sister


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