Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

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Zebra Strike

1. The act of taking your 4 fingers(excluding thumb), putting them together as one, and jabbing a person in your choice of their body part...

Idinit

1. Isn't it. Used by Southerners who don't want to stoop down to "ain't", and therefore replace it with an equall..

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