Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

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1. The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This ac..

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1. look at the bigger picture. a wider perspective is needed - it's currently too narrow nevermind the technology we're going to..

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