Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?


1.

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

See also: MILF

Brian: Would you do her?

Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.

See milf, dan, mom, doable, pancakes, butter, threesome, little sister


62

Random Words:

1. asshat who thinks he is pabawn doomcrawler155: hi my name is pabawn, whats yours? See soul..
1. A fussy eater who prefers foods that are beige, such as fried foods, chicken, pasta, and breads. Dislikes most vegetables, fruits, and a..
1. A canoe trip combined with the comsumption of a large amount of cheap beer(preferably Old Mil) Nate lost his paddle but managed to save..