Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

Jabr

1. 1. A synonym to the word chrematophobia. 2. The act of creating a sound by forcing out lots of air, but barely closing your trachea. ..

Fuck Paddle

1. Long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one's self to sustain an erection. Pass me the fuck paddle, i&ap..

Meowser

1. 1) coke and snow mixed together and ingested by shovin your face in the snow 2) people, anyone 3) a campsite/fort 4) a jubilant excla..

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