Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

3 Second Pregnancy Scare

1. When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thru..

Snap The Pit

1. The act of letting the music of your choice take over your mind and body in the form of throwing every part of your body on the dance fl..

Douchyism

1. 1. The act of saying or doing egotisticaldouchy phrases or actions. 2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights. ..

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