Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

1.

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

See also: MILF

Brian: Would you do her?

Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.

See milf, dan, mom, doable, pancakes, butter, threesome, little sister
62

Random Words:

Hood Wank
1. when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top. i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky See stick..
Read more
Dids
1. Short for Ditto. But also extending to a response to anything that you may agree with. Person 1: "I'm so tired right now, I j..
Read more
Breath Of Wind
1. a breeze, a light wind In the evening, the lake was calm. There wasn't a breath of wind...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free