Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

Horse Vagina

1. Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lip..

Vanmeeter

1. a crazy person, sometimes used as a derogatory term for people in an insane asylum. Those vanmeeters creeped me out! They were freakin&..

Fockler

1. the worlds sexiest momma...aka gilf...aka betty crotchet wow you see that chick over there? she is definately a fockler See gilf, fock..

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