Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

Brown-light Special

1. When in foreplay, a man may tittyfuck a female backward, with his posterior upon the front of her head. She then performs anulingus on ..

Cintralmost

1. Use in language as you would the word "almost" but "cintralmost" means MUCH closer than almost. Also, "cintralm..

Little Timmy

1. A penis pump, a penis growing device As Patrck was using his Little Timmy His mom walked in and busted him See Adam..

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