Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

Break You

1. "Break you" or "Breaks you" is used to discribe something that scared you in such a sense that you "broke"..

Hambackled

1. The state of being tore-back to the point of complete and sincere enebriation. Juliet is always hambackled after 3p.m. See drunk, fade..

Feltzer

1. The Feltzer is to a woman's vagina as a soul patch is to a man's face. Nikki lowered her skirt to reveal her Feltzer. See va..

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