Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

Logs/faskings

1. logs - fecal matter faskings - whatever you want it to be or substitute for the word 'fuck' I just found a log from 1987. Whe..

Albreurto

1. A nickname for a man so sexy, he can't be called by his real name. I wish that Albreurto would come smoke by me so I could get a b..

Bump Stops

1. When you're engaged in sexual intercourse, typically in the doggystyle position, and you fuck so hard that your hip bones are hitti..

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