Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

Tennis Ball

1. to make out furiously with someone Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there! See Brian..

Quarters

1. Two or more players take turns setting a quarter into spin on a flat surface (usually a table). An opponent attempts to stop the coin on..

Clatter-fucked

1. To has have such amazing and hard/rough sex with a person they are unable to move/ breathe/do anything except lie there and gasp! Man, ..

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