Dan's Mom

What is Dan's Mom?

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.

Xylophone Buggery

1. When somebody is 'buggered' by an xylophone when somebody has sex with an xylophone lets go to a music lesson ill sit here o..

Pill-faced

1. Its What happens when you take a lot of pills like hydros or xanax in Louisville Kentuckey Me and Andy got pill-faced in Louisville las..

Bugs 'n Scrap Iron

1. Slang for Briggs and Stratton, probably referring to how cheap and common they are. "Hey man! That's a nice lawn mower!"..

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