Dan's Mum

What is Dan's Mum?

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One of the best whores in the world, can spread her legs all the way to her ears. Mother of Daniel who was adopted from a turkish adoption agency that buys babies. She WOULD say boo to a goose because shes that damn evil. She has 7 fingers and 4 toes (in total). Has been rumored to have called rainman a dumb ass and touch mc hammer.

Chris: Dude her legs were like behind her head so she could scratch her back!

Dan: Thats my mum your talking about!

Chris: High five!

Dan's Mum: *high fives*

See dan, mom, whore, rainman
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