What is Dan's Mum?
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One of the best whores in the world, can spread her legs all the way to her ears. Mother of Daniel who was adopted from a turkish adoption agency that buys babies. She WOULD say boo to a goose because shes that damn evil. She has 7 fingers and 4 toes (in total). Has been rumored to have called rainman a dumb ass and touch mc hammer.
Chris: Dude her legs were like behind her head so she could scratch her back!
Dan: Thats my mum your talking about!
Chris: High five!
Dan's Mum: *high fives*
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