What is Danville?
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A small city in south central....Virginia, that is. Population 48,411 and steadily declining, as shown by the US Census Bureau. Danville's main exports are textiles, tires, syphilis, and babies born to high school mamas.
Danville is a melting pot of diversity. There are many ethnic groups in Danville, including: Illegal Immigrants, Emo Kids, Holy Rollers, Trailer Urchins, Stereotypical Southern Rednecks, Wannabe Gangstas, White Wannabe Gangstas, and Burnouts.
There are only about 4 high schools in the Danville/Southern Pittsylvania County area, and it's quite possible to determine which high school any given teen attends just by looking at them.
Bottom line, Danville is an anagram for "evil land."
When a town didn't get its first Starbucks until 2007, you know it's a cesspool of economic retardation...such as Danville.
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A rather wealthy city within the 925 area code in the East San Francisco Bay. It has a population of just over 40,000. The average income is $114,000 a year. Within the city is the lavish neighborhood of
Who wants to go to Danville?
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the town that supports the gangsta' rap industry. populated primarily by upper class whites who drive late-model german cars.
Greenbrooks the toughest neighborhood in Danville, mein.
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Danville is prolly the whitest city in all of CA, and one of the fakest ones, too. You'd be lucky to find 10 black guys in all of San Ramon Valley. People think they're ghetto cause they wear Bape and Raiders shit, but they live in million dollar houses and don't know what anything means, and have their parents give them cars nicer than the teacher's. If you don't think you're ghetto you can try to get into the skating click. Just wear a lot of Krew and DC and you're in. You don't even have to skate, just wear tight jeans and krew, and you're good. Besides that you've got the preps, who whine and whine about how spoiled every one else is, while wearing an outfit they'll never wear again. Most people think that New Balance and other running shoes are cool, and if you wear a pair of basketball shoes people think it's wierd. If you need somethin' to do, you go down to Blackhawk or In n Out or McDonalds and get Drunk or Stoned, and then tell every one about it the next day to seem cool. The high Schools are Monte Vista and San Ramon Valley, who hate each other for no real reason except they're in the same city and every one from the other school thinks the people from the other are spoiled, again, while wearing an outfit they'll never wear again. People's opinions of 'hot' is anorexic, blonde, or both. Trying to explain to some one that if a girl isn't white they can be hot gets you nowhere, because the whole place is that racist. Every single person has at least one picture on their phone or camera of them 'thizzin' and trying to rep a gang that they have the hand signal for WRONG. People say nigga every five seconds, even though they're white, are talking to white people, and are wearing running shoes, a raiders jacket, and American Eagle. People only listen to Yay-Area, and then can't figure out what
Guy 1: Yo bro, where you from?
Guy 2: I'm reppin' D-Ville, dawg, yadadamean?
Guy 1: Danville...Ain't that the place where all the spoiled white kids live?
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A conservative Bush-lovin town in California that would be voted off the island if on "Survivor" (if California was an island)
DANVILLE stands for:
D- daddy's got money, mommy's got
A-
N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles
V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited)
I- intelligence...nonexistant
L- lets go to
L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are
E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around
by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree
Bob Downey Jr. lives in Danville and smokes pot because he thinks Danville is soooo boring because he's never been anywhere else except
Tahoe on the weekends.
Ruby Diamonds lives and Danville and goes to San Ramon, she hopes to keep up her 1.8 so that she could go to DVC, where she'll hopefully meet a hot rich guy, get married, move back to Danville and breed the next generation of Dan-villans.
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Keith- I'm goin out with a DANVILLE babe!!!
Travis- You're SO not getting any.
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The crappiest town in all of ohio. the cheif import/export is hillbilly's, The main interest in this town is football, which may be the cause of this selective imbreeding.this town has a population of less then 2,000.. it averages 35 kids to a graduating class, 95% percent of all boys in school play football.
Bert: hey you wanna go to danville? sane person: no, i think id rather tear my dick off and throw it in the woods Bert: k lets get on that
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