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A device used for turning small children into dog food.
We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out...
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a cocktail popular in Washington, DC and Massachussets. Consists of Vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry juice. Garnished with a ..
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A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.
Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwac..
