Darf!!!

What is Darf!!!?

A word used to describe the noise made from one persons nasal cavity whilst blocked.

Also can be used as a term of happiness or greeting such as SAFE!! or Standard Bruv.

Example 1: "Wow that was a really loud darf"

"Really? *DARF!!!* I didn't think so"

Example 2: "DARF!!! How you doing matey?"

"Quite well indeed my young Padawan, yourself?"

See safe, nose, nasal, cavity, standard

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