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A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.
She broke up with me again. I might as well live in Eas..
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when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.
I was fica f..
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A turd so extraordinarily long that, when dropped, it thumps on the back of the toilet.
I just dropped a tubthumper that slapped me in ..
