What is Darius Agar?
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scabby bastard, bullies people - best stay away from my family because I'll beat the shit out of his crusty scabby no good arsehole. Best watch his fucking back, cause I'm out to get him.
Doesn't get fed, and crawls around the floor like a complete tramp. Eating bits as he finds it. DIRTY BASTARD! Needs some cream for his scabby bastard self.
Likes a good old scratch, watch yourself, you might find some un wanted flacks of skin on your nice food if you are lucky, or he might just pinch the whole lot - skinny bastard!!
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