Darius Perkins Edit Meaning

1. A train that is very late, to the point of pissing off the people waiting for it. Oh, the shittrain is so late!..

1. When a girl farts on your dick via vagina. Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE Woman: Don't worry I just summoned ..

1. The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a..