What is Dark Eyes?
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Cheap ass vodka. Most times you can distinguish Dark Eyes from other vodka by its distinct "rubbing alcohol" taste/smell. Generally found at high school parties due to the price. It can be found at some college parties, but will never, ever be seen at a gay party. In hard times it can be considered acceptable to have a bottle of Dark Eyes, but this is only allowable in crisis situation.
Tiffany: Oh, my God, Amber! I have $2.57!
Amber: Totally awesome! We can get my older brother to buy us a keg of Dark Eyes and we'll have change left over!
Coco: I just did bottle shots of Dark Eyes with Nate in the parking lot at IHOP.... I told him to give me his gay card.
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