What is Dark Helmet?
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Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)
The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.
WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!
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1. Oral sex of a particularly good and powerful nature.
"You seen Gladys lately? Maaaan that bitch gives some dark helmet."
3.
After having some hot booty sex, you pull it out and you have some stains.
After having an orgy with ESR, Linus Torvalds, and Richard M Stallman, everyone had a nice brown, dark helmet.
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a point of extreme intoxication
"No doubt I'll be fuckcocked for 90% of this roadtrip."
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completely unnecessary to the point of being ridiculous
They were told to bring their two-year-old son to the hospital by 6 AM for his ..
