Dark Moose

What is Dark Moose?


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THE funniest Moose this side of... Mooseville? or something...

I'm hereby announcing that I accept bribes and other various offerings, such as cold cuts, beer, free cable, and of course pineconez to basically look the other way.

Of course, like all dirty enoforcement, some day I'll turn on you and rat you out.

You may place a bribe here in this thread, and if its good enough, I'll mind my own dirty pig business.

Let's hope Internal Mod Affairs doesn't catch up with me before I get a bunch of free virtual stuff :0)


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