Dark Rooms

What is Dark Rooms?

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?

hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?

*both get inside*.

Slow-roast

1. uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted. Father O'Malley made me prett..

Vagina Pancakes

1. What your special lady requests for breakfast when she's half asleep. "What do you want me to make you for breakfast in the m..

Relation-shit

1. A relationship gone terribly wrong. My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary. See relationshit, rela..

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