What is Dark Sausage?
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One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.
Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.
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Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. It is incontestibly the girliest, queerest dance song ever made. However, despite that it..
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Someone who drives too damn slow on the highway.
"Damn, you are such a slow nessy! You are only doing 75mph in a 70mph zone"..
