What is Dark Sausage?
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One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.
Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.
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A girl who dates a guy for any ulterior motive. (car, money, house, fame, etc.)
You have a heat seeker on your trail. She knows you&apo..
