What is Dark Sausage?
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One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.
Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.
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Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points ..
