Dark Surprise

What is Dark Surprise?


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When a small guy with an enormous penis goes into the house of a girl, who doesn't believe he has a huge dick, very late at night. He then proceeds to cockslap her in her sleep. She wakes up in the dark room, very surprised. If she likes his dick and quickly becomes horny, they may participate in sexual activities. However, if she starts freaking out and screaming when she sees the dick, the guy must then continue cockslapping her until she passes out or dies to avoid waking up the rest of the house and/or neighborhood.

Ray: yo my dick is huge

Tina: shut up! You have a tiny penis!

Ray: ok bitch you're in for a dark surprise

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