Darklylit Edit Meaning

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A nocturnal specimen who, it is rumored, has the ability to charm the knickers off a nun. known to have a penchant for creatures of blue skin, he can often be found socializing with TwoEyeswhich has led to confusion and rumors that they are infact a couple, however this is so far speculation, mainly attributed to darklylits’ apparent pacmanfetish.

A darklylit may at first appear to be somewhat of a mensch, don’t be fooled however, you should be skilled in negotiating with jews when dealing with a darklylit... you will seldom get more than 25% of anything worth while unless you are of the fiona variety.

Chemical make up consists of whisky, cheesecake, scottish fudge, and assorted variety of sushi. Has been known to have a large following of teenyboppers of the ^_^ variety, however has great skill in detecting bunnies, especially whilst they are boiling.

Has been known to have foundered various cults. It is thought for the general purpose of organ collection, in order to put them to better use, such as keeping them around the house in jars. What other things he might do with them, is not something one would like to ponder at much length.

Has a strange fixation towards the useless in nature and an endearing misunderstood need to define the useless for no damn good reason.

Is generally mopey, due to a current local boobmail shortage. Answers to Sir, anything else he just ignores unless you :lick: him

<darklylit> ‘mmmm cheesecake’