What is Darland Method/darland Technique?

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For when a bitch just doesnt get the clue. Tell her you want to "work it out", and procede to work your way into make up sex. When she goes down on you, pull out and blow your load directly into her eye, making sure to cover at least part of her face. When she looks up in disgust, tell her to "Hit the Fucking Bricks", and kick her to the curb. So far, a 100% success rate.

"I had tried everything from being nice and honest, to starting a fight and calling her fat, but she just wouldnt leave. I consulted my strategy guide, and it suggested I employ THE DARLAND METHOD. Ain't seen that bitch for 9 months."
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