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People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.
I couldn't find a free treadmill, the place was craw..
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Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.
The guy down the street is a crack-monster...
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Laugh
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On
Top
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Steam-rolling
Toast
Eating
Robot
Used when something is funny. Or if theres and awkward silence.
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