Darlita Shoop

What is Darlita Shoop?


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Now she will stitch your blanket if you give her a bath, and she loves to eat frozen pizza,and every now and then she goes out side and talks to herself on thje swing set, and yells, "Loud noises,lets be loud,wooooooooooooo".

Daphie: we should smack the mail man

Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!

Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!


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