What is Darnacle?
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it is a hybrid of a barnacle and a dingleberry, which adhers itself to the inner wall of the butt cheek, the darnacle requires a painter scraper and/or a well used butter knife to break the debris loose much like a barnacle on a sea faring boat. feeling has been described as ripping a gigantic scab off ones testicles. it also sometimes throws bones.
while removing his darnacle from his butt cheeks, the pain felt like ripping a mobster out of cement shoes.
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