Darren Holiday

What is Darren Holiday?


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A darren holiday is a trip that is planned or arranged that never actually happens.

A false promise!

I've been on 20 darren holidays this year (when in reality u've been on none)

"lets go to Babados" says Neil

"ok" replies Andy

"sounds like a darren holiday to me" responds John

See bullshit, lie, blag, bollox, nonsense


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