What is Darren Morrison?
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A large male originating from Knockadalteen in Co. Sligo, Ireland. Known for his perverse sense of humor and his pedofilliac characteristics Darren is best not approached in any situation. Renowned for his abnormally large sideburns Darren is a living example of puberty gone wrong. It is also suspeceted that he may also be running an animal pornographic studio in his room.
Guy 1: "Oh my God! Is that guy fucking a horse?"
Guy 2: "Meet Darren Morrison...."
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