Darst

What is Darst?


1.

A slang term for ones penis or vagina.

"My darst itches so bad", "i told you not to hook up with Indy"

See vagina, asshole, last name, retribution

2.

A type of mob that spawns mostly in computer classes or the electronics departments of local superstores. Spawns have a 2.3558485% chance of being leet as fuck. Has extremely high HP due to massive size but moves very slow.

Has two main attacks:

punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the massive amount of energy needed to lift their fucking fat ass arms.

booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death respawns as a mini darst.

Resistances:

+43 to verbal assault

-340 to compwn

-500 to any attack from behind as he is too god damn fat to turn around

Drops:

Shitty ass black jacket 100%

Pile of shit 100%

Dank ass smell 100%

Random magic: the gathering card 59%

Gameboy advance sp 34%

Psp 2%

Mage: dude lemme go tank that darst

Warrior: k im gonna go jack off then

See god, damn, fat, as, fuck


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