Dartmouth Surprise

What is Dartmouth Surprise?

while sitting and receiving oral sex you think your farting in your partners face but it comes out as poop

andy gave his wife a dartmouth surprise

See oral, sex, fart, poop

Premature Put Away

1. The act of putting your penis back in your trousers before fully shaking your drips 'Sorry i was rushing, i had a bit of a Prematu..

Hole-punch The Vcard

1. lose one's virginity. dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wa..

Jogscaping

1. Jogging while pushing the lawn mower. Screw the Gym, I'm JogScaping tonight. I killed two birds with one stone. I cut the grass a..

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