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Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.
Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, ..
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a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.
Commonly heard from th..
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The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.
Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I..
