Dashboard

What is Dashboard?


1.

The place under which her head ends up when having sex in a vehicle.

Father: You're pregnant! How could this be! Did you not hear of abstinence! Where was your head!

Daughter: Actually, it was under the dashboard.

2.

A new feature released in Mac OSX10.4 which allows users to use a number of widgets. Activated by hitting F-12 or FN]+F-12], it is often envied by users of Microsoft Windoze.

I just put the latest widget on my dashboard.

The weather in angola? Let me check my dashboard.

See widget, widgetwhore, mac, osx, groovy

3.

a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel

based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america

alli: damn, my friends left me again

matt: how emo are you feeling?

alli: im dashboard emo

See emo, loser, poseur, freak


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