Dashboarding

What is Dashboarding?


1.

The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.

Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.

Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys”

Maeve: “Don’t be so protective”

Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve

Rick: “How about that *****”

See dashboard, dashboarding, violence, prom

2.

a form of female masturbationthat takes place while she's driving her own car. effectively, she steers the wheel with her legs (which are propped up on the dashboard) thus leaving her hands free to wander...

...and so, on our way to H-town, we looked over and saw that she was masturbating! She was totally dashboarding it!

See masturbation, driving, funny


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