Das:shop

What is Das:shop?


1.

DAS:shop is an infinately huge superstore just outside our universe, It sells eveey product which has ever and will ever be made and is in the form of a collosal, featureless, rectangular white building. The opening ceremony of DAS:shop is what scientists are calling "The Big Bang" but was infact just a few galaxy forming fireworks launched by DAS:shop's managing director "Burning Shoes Chogie".

"Im off to buy some rubber niples from DAS:shop, I'll be back when the universe implodes."

"You can get it all!, DAS:shop!....No, really"


18

Random Words:

1. When A man is getting head from a girl and he takes his nut sack and stretches it over her face!!!! I totally choked her to death by gi..
1. A member of the ruling class; a very posh person. Aristocrats are very easy to identify - the men look like inbred halfwits and the wom..
1. The german word, 'uber' given a suffix of hte english language '-ness' Used to describe something that is far sup..