Data Monkey

What is Data Monkey?


1.

An employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg SQL Server) and stick it in another source.

A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.

"Hey Jim, do you have that Excel spreadsheet yet?"

"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."

2.

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.

Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.

See HB

3.

One whose job requires the use of no more than: (a) two fingers with which to achieve a succession of keystrokes enabling the individual to cut data from one source and simply paste it into another; (b) two brain cells which are mainly used to do google searches and send emails to other data monkeys.

CTRL-C; CTRL-V; CTRL-C; CTRL-V (repeat ad infinitum)


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