What is Data Monkey?
1.
An employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg SQL Server) and stick it in another source.
A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.
"Hey Jim, do you have that Excel spreadsheet yet?"
"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."
2.
One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.
Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.
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3.
One whose job requires the use of no more than: (a) two fingers with which to achieve a succession of keystrokes enabling the individual to cut data from one source and simply paste it into another; (b) two brain cells which are mainly used to do google searches and send emails to other data monkeys.
CTRL-C; CTRL-V; CTRL-C; CTRL-V (repeat ad infinitum)
