What is Date Guard?
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A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
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