What is Date Guard?
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A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
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When you stick your foot so far up someone's ass that you get shit on it.
I gave that fucker a Cincinnati Shoeshine and now my toe..
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Verb. The act of accidentally forcing a solid substance out of your nasal cavity whilst vommiting.
dude i was so drunk last night, that..
