What is Date Guard?
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A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
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Random Words:
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I drink consisting of Baileys, Amaretto, kahlua and Milk.
This drink is amazing what is it? That's a Fucking Rob Mason!
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Oh, I forgot to mention in the last entry: it's Japanese for "Call me Princess."
See above.
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A delightful..
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When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.
Oh damn, I have to crap, but ..
