What is Date Guard?
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A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
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A resto shaman on the Jaedenar realm of World of Warcraft.
Hey did you see that shammy? He heals like an Alex Caputo.
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Used to insult a man who bends over backwards to try and get female attention. Short for reverse monkey. A monkey walks with it's ..
