What is Date Guard?
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A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
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Random Words:
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a. A gay male with a penile size complex.
b. Orginating from the name brauma_bull
c. A shit stain on the fabric of life.
Johnny is ..
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beyond disgusting or extremely grotesque.
Two old ladies chatting in the gym locker room butt naked, that's grotesticular.
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