What is Date Guard?
1.
A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
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1.
The act of giving or receiving fellatio on a rollercoaster.
Look at that picture of those children on the Superman Ride of Steel roller..
1.
Rolling
On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Fucking
Ass
Off
While
Making
Waffles
can be used as rotflmbowmw too
me:dude i am rotflmfao..