What is Date Guard?
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A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
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To have explosive fecal matter.
Oh man, I ate some bad fish and I have been painting the bowl all day...
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1) The act of inserting a banana into your partner's anus, pulling it out, and then shoving the entire thing into your mouth.
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setting light to a womans hair then putting it out with cum.
tom:why is beckys hair all burnt.
ben:dave gave her a raging inferno.
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