What is Date Guard?
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A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
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Still slightly drunk from the previous nights activities. Not hungover.
That cookout was awesome, I had a rollover buzz when we went go..
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1.Taking a dump after eating hot peppers.
2.Red swollen hemmeroids due to too much mexican food.
Dude this jalapeno dump has got me in..
