Date Movie

What is Date Movie?


1.

A movie that is so shite that you would only see it on a date with someone in the hope of having sex with them afterwards.

Girl: "Let's see Pretty woman/Moulin Rouge/ Sleepless in Seattle/ The Breakup."

Guy (says): "Sure, sounds great." (Thinks) Man, that's such a date movie. Oh well, at least I'll get laid afterwards."

See chick flick, trash, friends, winona ryder

2.

The absolute worst movie of 2006. One of the worst films ever. So incredibly awful that they actually put Alison Hannigan in a fat suit. Most of the people who watched it committed a big messy suicidein the middle of the theater. Avoid at all cost. About as funny as a marathon of Mind of Mencia.

Dude, that was worse than Date Movie.

I'm sorry for the death of your mother my friend.

See abomination, terrible, date movie, piece of shit

3.

to date movie, is to repeat something a re-fucking-dicilously huge amount of times, through fault of being a tard

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob: no.

::5 min later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob: what the fuck? you just asked me that, no.

::30 seconds later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob:: NO!

::5 days later::

Jacob: you see date movie?

Chris: eff you.

See date, movie, tard, jacob, chris, eff, fuck


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