Date Weight

What is Date Weight?

Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.

"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"

See fat, delusional, compulsive, therapy

One Incher

1. a guy with a small dick "i broke up with ben- he's a one incher" See lauren..

Pertchrafied

1. The fear of Chuck Norris so deep, your ability to speak has fallen. He was so pertchrafied, he fell silent. See chuck, norris, chuck n..

Quigahn

1. The act of slapping your partner across the face with a condom loaded with semen. Breezy thought she was all that because I let her hit..

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