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1. When a girl queef's and fart's in the past tense. After she quarfed 2 minutes ago, I distinctly smelt vagasil and a carne asa..

1. Someone in a football pool or fantasy league who, with no consideration to anyone else, always waits until the last minute to get his pi..

1. falling asleep at the computer; taken from one of the Golden Rules which states: If you fall asleep at the computer, you will wind up wi..