Date-jack

What is Date-jack?


1.

We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!

I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!

See jack-off, beat the meat, masterbate, masturbate, cum


88

Random Words:

1. A derogatory, insulting term used to denote stupidity. Can be considered racist, as the term may apply to other races deemed inferior b..
1. A highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. A man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like..
1. A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and ro..