What is Date-jack?
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We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!
I have a HOT first date and better
date-jack before i go out of the house!
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