Datetron 3000

What is Datetron 3000?


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A sophisticated dating robot sent back through time to change the future for dozens of lucky ladies.

Matt: "Dude, check out the Datetron 3000, he has been on a serious tear, i heard he was even dating on Sundays"

Chuck: "Yeah man, the D3K loves his Sunday and mid-week dating, he is a fucking machine"

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