What is Dating Miss Michigan?
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To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.
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A play on Shakeseare's "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" -- a 'bitch of war' is a female variant of a &a..