Dating Miss Michigan

What is Dating Miss Michigan?


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To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.

Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.

See masturbate, jerk off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, wanking


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