Dating My Right Hand

What is Dating My Right Hand?


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when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sexwith a person, you have it with you right hand.

Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!

Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.

See dating, his, your, my, right, hand, sex, date


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